| # | Title | What the audience thinks / what we're doing |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | No Connection | Perfect pilot title. Earth won't answer. But we don't yet know whether that's technical, political or catastrophic. |
| 2 | The Notebook | Establishes Jonas's records and the series' central artifact. One address has been deliberately removed. |
| 3 | Point of Origin | Sounds like basic Stargate terminology. Actually about the Langaran team's competing national identities and who gets to represent their planet. |
| 4 | Visitors | First successful contact with a civilization that remembers the Tau'ri. They don't remember them fondly. |
| 5 | After the Gods | A world abandoned by its Goa'uld ruler generations ago. What happens to a civilization after its "god" simply never comes back? |
| 6 | The Eighth Symbol | Fandom goes insane. Atlantis?! Nope. The eighth symbol appears in an old Langaran document for an entirely different reason. First magnificent troll. |
| 7 | Do Not Dial | Jonas discovers that somebody has been modifying his address database. Ends with a recognizable Tok'ra phrase/symbol. |
| 8 | Indeed | Don't announce Christopher Judge. Don't put him in the trailer. The title itself causes speculation. For 42 minutes it appears to be another fake-out. Then: Teal'c. |
| # | Title | What the audience thinks / what we're doing |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Forty Years | Jonas and Teal'c compare what happened after they last knew one another. |
| 2 | Children of No Gods | Young Jaffa who regard Goa'uld slavery as ancient history. |
| 3 | Host | Sounds ominously Goa'uld. Instead, our first encounter with a consensually blended non-Tok'ra symbiote. |
| 4 | Homeworld | Which homeworld? That's the entire trick. |
| 5 | The Other Side | Deliberately reuses an SG-1 title. Fans expect the old episode to matter. It doesn't—until one tiny detail at the end suggests someone has been cataloguing Langara's gate activity. The original SG-1 used the same title in Season 4, making the reuse itself an Easter egg. (Aschen..) |
| 6 | The Tau'ri | Huge ratings-bait title. No Earth. Instead we discover what other civilizations believe happened to Earth. |
| 7 | The Fifth Nation | Echoes The Fifth Race without copying its story. A political episode about Langara joining a new interstellar compact. |
| 8 | Lights On | They discover the abandoned Tau'ri installation. |
| 9 | Unknown | They access its surviving database. Final shot: ATLANTIS — STATUS UNKNOWN. |
| # | Title | What the audience thinks / what we're doing |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Not Atlantis | Yes. Literally call the premiere that. The expedition follows its first lead and finds something completely different. |
| 2 | The Man Who Knew Everything | Rodney McKay appears. Obviously. |
| 3 | Approximately | McKay discovers that Langaran mathematics reached some Ancient solutions by a completely different route. This drives him insane. |
| 4 | Eight | Eight-chevron dialing becomes the season objective. |
| 5 | Grace | Fans immediately think Samantha Carter because Grace was her great character episode. Absolutely no Carter. It's the name of a Langaran ship. |
| 6 | Pegasus | And still no Atlantis. They reach the intergalactic bridge. |
| 7 | Sunday | This one is borderline evil because Atlantis fans know exactly why that word hurts. Nothing whatsoever to do with that episode—until McKay reacts strangely when somebody casually uses the word. |
| 8 | City of the Ancestors | They find an Ancient city. Wrong city. |
| 9 | Dr. Jackson | Internet melts down. Daniel does not appear. They find an archaeological paper in a Tau'ri archive authored by him. But it contains a handwritten annotation dated after Earth supposedly disappeared. |
| A | Where We Left It | McKay realizes Atlantis moved. |
| B | Lost City | Now I'm being cruel. That's one of SG-1's most famous titles and its mythology led directly toward Atlantis. They finally establish an eight-chevron wormhole. |
| C | Splash | They step through. Ocean. No Atlantis. End season. |
| # | Title | What the audience thinks / what we're doing |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | After Atlantis | |
| 2 | The Ninth Symbol | |
| 3 | Seizure | I'd actually reuse the SGU title deliberately because that's the episode in which Langara and the Destiny dialing problem collided originally. |
| 4 | Acceptable Risk | |
| 5 | Meridian | The fandom expects Daniel. Instead, this is finally the episode where our younger characters learn what happened to Jonas and Daniel all those years ago. |
| 6 | 600 Megaton | The horrifying physics of what they're contemplating. |
| 7 | Incoming | And Incoming is the Rush episode. No Robert Carlyle in publicity. No trailer shot. The gate establishes. The facility begins coming apart. A human silhouette appears in the event horizon. Rush comes running through. "SHUT IT DOWN!" Cut to opening titles. |
| 8 | The Long Way Home | |
| 9 | Young | Ohhhh, this one would be wicked. Is it Colonel Young? Is it about somebody young? You don't know. |
| A | The Signal | |
| B | Gauntlet | Another deliberate SGU echo; Gauntlet was its televised endpoint. |
| C | The Edge of Everything |
| # | Title | What the audience thinks / what we're doing |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Blue Marble | They find an Earth-like planet. Not Earth. |
| 2 | 1969 | Everyone loses their minds. It refers to a Langaran historical event. |
| 3 | Carter | Nope. It's a completely unrelated person's surname. Fans threaten the writers. |
| 4 | The Hammond | They find wreckage bearing the name. Now the joke stops being funny. |
| 5 | Disclosure | The Langaran governments finally tell their own population about the Stargate. |
| 6 | Area 51 | An old database coordinate. They can't reach it. |
| 7 | Sol | First hard evidence that the Solar System still exists. |
| 8 | Eight Minutes | That's approximately how long light takes to reach Earth from the Sun. The entire episode takes place aboard a Langaran ship entering the Solar System. |
| 9 | Third Rock | Earth. |
| A | Samantha | No "Carter." No explanation. The episode doesn't even begin with her.Our Langarans are investigating Earth. They're following some ancient bureaucratic trail. Someone gives them the address of an elderly woman. Door opens. Amanda Tapping. |
| B | Window of Opportunity | Never put it on the production schedule where it can leak under its real name. Give it a fake production title. The audience immediately assumes time travel. It isn't. The "window" is a brief astronomical opportunity during which the Langarans can reconnect a portion of the isolated Stargate network. Carter is there. McKay is there. Jonas is there. The new Langaran characters are running the operation.Something goes wrong. .. And from behind Carter: "How long?" She turns. We don't see him yet. Carter smiles in a way we haven't seen her smile in forty years. "About two minutes." That familiar voice: "Plenty of time." |



