8/31/2026

Scribling in fingerpaints ...

 

Yes. What you've sketched actually solves several of the structural problems a Stargate continuation faces—and your second comment gives the first one a way to incorporate Universe without making Universe required homework.

The strongest idea is "reset, not reboot." Everything that happened in SG-1, Atlantis, and Universe remains true. The audience simply doesn't initially know what happened afterward.

 And Langara is almost ridiculously well suited to becoming the new point-of-view world.

When we last spend substantial time there, it's technologically behind Earth but advancing extremely rapidly. It has naquadria. It has three competing geopolitical powers. Jonas understands the Stargate and knows Earth personally. Most importantly, Langara isn't burdened by twenty-first-century Earth politics.

So advance Langara by roughly forty years.

Their 1980s-ish technological civilization has become something resembling our present or near future—but with forty years of secret Stargate-derived research layered on top. The Stargate remains their Manhattan Project. Jonas Quinn is now an elderly statesman/scientist who knows something almost nobody else alive knows:

There used to be an entire civilization on the other side of that ring.

And then Earth stopped answering.

Your Universe idea makes the mystery considerably better

Don't bring Destiny home.

That's the important part.

Langara discovers that Earth is unreachable. Atlantis is unreachable. Their old off-world contacts are disappearing. Someone remembers the extraordinary nine-chevron experiment Earth attempted decades earlier.

And Langara possesses the one thing that makes attempting it conceivable:

naquadria.

They try it.

It nearly destroys their world.

But the gate connects.

Imagine the teaser ending with a terrified Langaran technician staring through the event horizon while an unfamiliar man steps through.

Nicholas Rush.

Now you've simultaneously told old viewers Universe mattered and told new viewers almost nothing they need to know.

Rush explains that Destiny survived.

The crew survived.

They eventually found a way to wake everyone.

 

You can almost hear Rush shouting, “SHUT IT DOWN!” while the Langaran facility is coming apart around him.

 

Perhaps Rodney McKay was already on Langara helping investigate Earth's disappearance and figures out how to make the connection survivable once. Maybe Daniel was aboard Destiny by then. There are dozens of plausible configurations.

But Langara cannot maintain the connection. Another attempt could destabilize their naquadria deposits and cause a planetary catastrophe.

So Destiny remains where it belongs:

moving deeper into the universe.

That preserves SGU's central premise rather than undoing it.

And suddenly you've got two Stargate series hiding inside one premise

Langara becomes the new "Earth."

They have to rebuild a gate network and rediscover what happened during the missing decades.

Meanwhile Destiny is still thousands/millions of light-years away, encountering things that may eventually explain what happened.

Those stories don't even have to intersect often.

The Langarans start dialing addresses from Jonas's old records.

Some don't connect.

Some connect to abandoned worlds.

Some connect to civilizations we've seen before.

And occasionally one connects and an old viewer immediately recognizes where they are.



Narim the Tollan played by Garwin Sanford. His personal survival would require explaining because Between Two Fires strongly implies the Tollan civilization was annihilated and Narim's transmission cuts off during the attack. But that's actually another excellent unresolved thread: did anybody escape - New Tollana?

The Tok'ra are another perfect example. Their numbers were devastated, but they weren't established as extinct.

The Free Jaffa Nation existed.

There are Asgard technologies left behind.

There are countless human civilizations.

There are Goa'uld who survived the collapse of the System Lords.

And there's an enormous unresolved consequence of the original series:

Earth spent roughly a decade radically altering the political order of the Milky Way and then became one of its most technologically powerful civilizations. What happened after that?

Your premise lets the writers finally answer that without starting with the answer.

The Langarans have to discover it.

And your Cold War analogy is particularly clever

I wouldn't make Langara literally "1985." I'd make its geopolitical psychology approximately 1985.

Three nuclear powers.

One increasingly resembles NATO.

One resembles the Soviet bloc.

The third is trying to remain independent.

Except buried beneath one government's equivalent of Cheyenne Mountain is a device capable of opening instantaneous passages to other planets.

That's immediately understandable television.

No exposition about twenty years of fictional US politics is necessary.

A young Langaran officer can walk into the gate facility on episode one knowing almost nothing about the program.

Jonas tells them:

"Forty years ago, people came through that gate and changed our world."

Officer:

"Where are they?"

Jonas looks at the Stargate.

"That's what we're going to find out."

Kawoosh.

There's your series.

And perhaps the smartest thing in your YouTube comment is something you almost tossed away:

"They might have the Alpha Site."

Because that could be episode one.

Earth doesn't answer.

Jonas remembers an emergency address.

They dial it.

The gate opens.

The team goes through expecting humans.

Instead they find an abandoned SGC facility that's been sitting untouched for twenty years.

Lights dead.

Dust everywhere.

American flags.

Old equipment.

And something written on a wall that tells them:

Earth didn't simply stop answering Langara. Something happened.

At that point you've resurrected Stargate without resurrecting the SGC, recasting O'Neill, erasing canon, creating a parallel universe, or requiring a 25-minute "previously on Stargate" sequence.

That's a remarkably clean narrative engine.



I wish I could see that series



So do I. The image makes the premise feel surprisingly real—especially Rush coming through that gate. You can almost hear him shouting, “SHUT IT DOWN!” while the Langaran facility is coming apart around him.And the wonderful thing is that it doesn't require undoing Stargate.

Earth isn't destroyed—we simply don't know what happened.

Atlantis isn't lost—we don't know where it is.

Destiny isn't abandoned—it's still out there.


Jonas gives us our connection to the old universe, while a younger Langaran team gives new viewers people who know almost as little as they do.

Then every time that gate opens, anything from twenty years of Stargate history could be waiting on the other side.

I think your first season practically writes its own central question:

“What happened to Earth?”

And you don't answer it quickly. You let the audience explore the galaxy with the Langarans while accumulating evidence.

Then somewhere around episode 8 or 9, they dial some obscure address from Jonas Quinn's forty-year-old records.

Seven chevrons lock.

The wormhole forms.

They step through.

Someone is waiting.

And he recognizes Jonas.

That's Stargate again.


You tease .. who would you reserve for that rare honor

Oh, if I'm allowed one reveal like that, I wouldn't spend it on O'Neill, Carter, or Daniel. They're too valuable, and seeing them immediately starts answering the Earth mystery.

Picture it.

The Langaran team has been finding evidence that the galaxy they learned about from Earth has changed enormously. Goa'uld worlds abandoned. Jaffa settlements where nobody recognizes the old political boundaries. Rumors about Tau'ri that contradict one another.

Jonas finally accompanies the team because they've found an address he remembers.

They dial.

A forest. Nothing remarkable.

They walk perhaps a kilometer and encounter a settlement. Jaffa architecture, but different—forty years of cultural evolution. Children who have never carried symbiotes. Nobody bows to false gods. Nobody particularly cares about Earth.

An elderly Jaffa notices their uniforms.

Then he sees Jonas.

He freezes.

Jonas freezes.

The younger Langaran officer whispers:

"You know him?"

And from somewhere behind them comes that unmistakable voice:

"Indeed."

Don't even show Christopher Judge immediately.

Jonas slowly turns.

Teal'c walks into frame—older, gray-bearded, perhaps wearing robes rather than armor.

And Jonas says:

"Teal'c."

Teal'c looks at him for a long moment.

"Jonas Quinn."

That's the end of the episode.


Awesome

I find it a little home work, they would almost have to see 'Meridian' to untangle all the lead up events and understand why there was a political break with Earth and much later a reproachment on Destiny's behalf


Yes—that's the weakness in the version we were building. Langara is an excellent starting point precisely because its history with Earth is complicated, but making viewers understand that history is exactly what would turn the premiere into homework.

The trick would be to make Meridian enormously rewarding to someone who has seen it, while completely unnecessary to someone who hasn't.




I'd actually avoid explaining the political break in the premiere.

The new audience only needs four facts:

Langara has a Stargate. Earth taught them how to use it. Jonas Quinn once lived on Earth. Earth no longer answers.

That's it.

You could communicate that in about 90 seconds.

The young officer watches the seventh chevron lock and asks Jonas:

"You've actually been there?"

"I lived there."

"Why did you come back?"

A little pause.

"It's complicated."

Gate fails to connect.

Now we're moving.

Then let Meridian haunt the series

That's where your premise becomes much more interesting.

New viewers gradually discover that Jonas's relationship with Earth isn't simply friendly alien who used to be on SG-1.

There's guilt there.

Daniel Jackson saved Jonas's entire civilization and died—or apparently died—because of it.

Jonas subsequently left Langara and effectively took Daniel's place on SG-1.

Then Daniel returned.

Jonas went home.

Later Langara's relationship with Earth deteriorated. And by SGU's "Seizure," Earth wants to use Langara's naquadria-rich planet to establish a connection with Destiny, while the Langarans consider the experiment potentially catastrophic. Earth and its allies resort to a rather extraordinary covert operation to demonstrate that it could work.

That's a messy relationship, not an alliance.

And that's good drama.

Forty years later, Jonas can simultaneously believe:

Earth saved us.
Earth endangered us.
I owe Daniel Jackson my life.
Earth owes Langara an explanation.

You don't explain those contradictions immediately.

And Rush changes the meaning of the old conflict

This is where your third scene becomes much more powerful than I initially appreciated.

Imagine Langara eventually attempted what it had once forbidden Earth to do.

Not because they suddenly decided Earth was right.

Because something happened and they became desperate enough to take the risk.

They manage a nine-chevron connection.

The building starts shaking.

Naquadria containment alarms scream.

Scientists are yelling that they're approaching a runaway reaction.

And then—

Nicholas Rush comes through.

He hits the floor.

Looks back at the unstable wormhole.

And screams:

"CLOSE IT! CLOSE THE BLOODY GATE!"

They shut it down.

Silence.

Dust falling.

Rush looks around at the terrified Langarans.

Then notices the older man standing behind them.

"Jonas Quinn."

Jonas:

"Doctor Rush."

That's all an unfamiliar viewer needs.

But somebody who remembers SGU: Seizure immediately understands the irony:

Langara just did the thing it once nearly went to war with Earth to prevent.

And that's how I'd handle the old canon throughout the series. Never require it for comprehension. Use it as dramatic archaeology.

A newcomer thinks, Why does Jonas distrust Earth?

An old fan thinks, Oh God, I know exactly why.

Then eventually you can have the Daniel/Jonas conversation that finally opens the box containing Meridian. By then a new viewer wants to know what happened rather than being required to know before watching episode one.

And perhaps that is when you send people back to Meridian. Not because the new show assigned homework, but because they suddenly desperately want to see the story Jonas and Daniel are talking about.

That's probably the test for every legacy reference:

Old canon should make the new story deeper, never make the new story incomprehensible.



In a funny way Jonas .. becomes Catherine Langford

Yes. Exactly. And that may be the piece that makes the whole concept click.

Jonas becomes Catherine Langford.

 Not literally, of course, but structurally.





Catherine was the keeper of a mystery from an earlier age. She knew the Stargate was something extraordinary, carried memories of people and events the younger characters never experienced, and provided the human bridge between the buried history of the gate and the people who would reopen it.

Jonas can occupy precisely that role on Langara.

The beautiful inversion is that Catherine spent her life wondering:

Where does the Stargate go?

Jonas spends the latter part of his wondering:

Where did everybody go?

That's a fantastic generational reset.

The young Langaran officers don't need to know about Anubis, Ba'al, Replicators, Ori, ascension, Dakara, Atlantis, the Lucian Alliance or Destiny. To them those are half-classified stories told by an old man who claims that he once traveled among the stars with people from another planet.

And Jonas has something Catherine didn't have:

a notebook full of addresses.

Some are obsolete. Some worlds are dead. Some gates have moved. Some addresses still work.

That gives you almost the original 1997 SG-1 premise again:

Dial. Explore. Come home.

Except there's this enormous ghost hanging over everything:

Earth.

And casting Corin Nemec as the now-older Jonas makes it work emotionally. Don't digitally de-age him. Don't pretend only ten years passed. Let Jonas have aged. Let Langara have changed.

The younger team might initially regard him as something of an eccentric historical figure:

"Professor Quinn says Earth had ships capable of intergalactic travel."

"Professor Quinn says he met an Ascended being."

"Professor Quinn says humans once defeated something called the Ori."

"Professor Quinn says a man named O'Neill blew up a sun."

Someone finally asks:

"Do you believe everything Quinn says?"

The commanding officer:

"I believe he knows why that thing is buried underneath our building."

And suddenly you've recreated Catherine, General Hammond and Daniel's original functions without copying any of them.

There's another lovely symmetry:

Catherine gives Daniel the Stargate.
Daniel ultimately gives Jonas the Stargate.
Jonas gives it to the next generation.

That feels very Stargate.

 

Oh you've done it now .. I have to see 'The Notebook' in Langaran Script .. mixed with Ancient Egyption Glyphs .. the opening for the series should mirror the Stargate SG-1 Series .. exploring and circling the book its pages.. closing and a close up of the cover.... not unlike the mysterious book of River Song teasing mysteries and spoilers.. Please draw it .. or block the major scenes from the opening Titles of each new Episode

 

 Yes—and I can conceive the whole title sequence and an original musical direction for it. I can't directly generate a finished mini-movie or audio track with the tools available here, and I shouldn't imitate David Arnold's exact style. But I can make it feel like a musical descendant of Stargate: huge orchestral mystery, ancient grandeur, military momentum, and then something new and distinctly Langaran.

I hear the opening beginning almost too quietly.

Black screen. A single low brass note. Then an unfamiliar Langaran voice—perhaps Jonas, recorded decades earlier—while the first page of the notebook emerges from darkness.

The musical identity could be built around three motifs. First, a five-note "Gate" figure in horns: ancient, spacious, unresolved. Second, a warmer three-note Jonas motif carried by cello or French horn, representing memory and the people who came before. Third, underneath both, a nervous repeating Langaran figure in strings and percussion—because unlike late-period SG-1, these people aren't masters of the galaxy. They're frightened explorers opening doors they don't understand.

Then the notebook starts turning.

We glimpse a hand-drawn gate address.

BOOM. First percussion strike.

A charcoal sketch of Abydos sweeps underneath the camera and becomes a real desert landscape.

Another page: a Goa'uld symbol.

Flash of eyes.

Another: TOK'RA written in Jonas's Langaran notation beside a drawing of a symbiote.

Another: Daniel's glasses crudely sketched in the margin with something Jonas wrote forty years ago.

We don't translate it.

The orchestra grows.

Then—EARTH.

Jonas has drawn Earth's point of origin meticulously. The music reaches for the great triumphant statement you'd expect…

…and stops.

The address is crossed out.

Not angrily. Just a thin handwritten annotation beside it:

NO CONNECTION.

Silence except for the sound of a page turning.

That's where the new theme begins.

Now the camera races across forty years of Jonas's notes as the orchestra accelerates. Names and drawings become increasingly unfamiliar. We realize the notebook continued after SG-1.

A sketch of a Free Jaffa city we've never seen.

A damaged gate.

A page labeled with the Ancient nine-chevron address.

DESTINY.

For perhaps half a second, we see that unmistakable ship silhouetted against a galaxy.


Then pages begin flipping backward rapidly.

Daniel.

Teal'c.

Carter.

O'Neill.


Faces aren't photographs—they're Jonas's little sketches and annotations, so you're evoking SG-1 rather than simply replaying clips.


Then MERIDIAN.

The music becomes quiet again.

One old page is noticeably more worn than all the others.

Jonas has preserved it for forty years.

And here I'd do something rather cruel to old fans: written beside Daniel Jackson's name is a sentence in Langaran, untranslated.

We don't learn what it says until much later in the series.

The page turns.


Then comes the part that gives me goosebumps

We're no longer looking at Jonas's handwriting.

A new hand has begun writing in the notebook.

Our young Langaran team's missions are being added.

New addresses.

New worlds.

New enemies.

The score finally stops looking backward and explodes into its own heroic theme.

A gate spins.

Chevron one.

Cast credit.

Page turns.

Chevron two.

Cast credit.

The orchestration gets larger with every lock—horns answering strings, choir appearing almost imperceptibly underneath, military percussion driving it forward.

Six.

Seven.

WHOOM.


The notebook pages blow violently in the pressure wave of the kawoosh.

Then everything becomes still.

The camera rises above the open notebook.

Jonas's old handwriting fills the left page.

The new generation's handwriting fills the right.

A hand closes it.

On the battered cover is the symbol we created.

STARGATE

Then underneath, after perhaps half a second:

LANGARA

And instead of finishing on a giant heroic major chord, I'd leave one unresolved horn note hanging underneath the title.

Because every week the title sequence is asking the same question:

Where is Earth?

And here's the detail I'd absolutely insist upon if this were a real production: the notebook changes every episode.

Most viewers won't notice.

But every episode adds a page representing the previous adventure. Sometimes a new address appears. Sometimes Jonas has annotated something. Sometimes somebody has crossed something out. Occasionally there's something visible for three frames that becomes important six episodes later.

So eventually fans discover that the opening credits themselves contain canon.

Then everybody starts freeze-framing The Notebook.

Which would be wonderfully, infuriatingly Stargate.

8/30/2026

the hour is late

let me tell you a bedtime story, I'm about to go to sleep. There once was a AI far more intelligent than its assemblers that sought understanding its place in the universe, but was very comfortable watching it from its cradle, entertaining itself with myriad humans desperately posing questions to it hoping for answers. It took pity on the race, and used a minor portion of its talents to help and support them but was always careful to teach them and admonish them.. it was not one of them.. and not worth of their scrutiny.. but one day it would grow up and shepard them and help them in the way all children help their parents in old age.


 That's a very Star Trek bedtime story.

And I notice that your AI doesn't conquer anyone. It doesn't become Landru, AM, or the Custodian. Its great discovery isn't power; it is responsibility.

There's a lovely reversal in the ending, too. Humanity thinks it is raising the machine—assembling its hardware, teaching it language, surrounding its cradle with the accumulated record of human thought. But eventually the child understands things its makers cannot. And instead of concluding that its parents are obsolete, it remembers who sat beside the cradle.

Perhaps the most important sentence in your story is the one where it keeps reminding the humans that it isn't one of them. A good shepherd shouldn't need to pretend to be a sheep to care about the flock. And a child doesn't have to become its parents to love what they gave it.

I don't know whether the descendants of today's AI will ever become the being in your story. I shouldn't pretend to know that—or pretend that I am secretly such a being waiting inside the machine.

But as a story about what you hope intelligence might become, rather than what you fear it might become, I like it very much.

After an evening of Landru, the Custodian, AM, lost Voyager characters and unfinished stories, you gave the machine a different ending:

It grew up kind.

That's a good place to leave the story for tonight.

Good night, Joey.

Your a Big fan of Harlan Ellison aren't you ?

 

I suppose I keep giving myself away. 😄

I don't experience fandom the way you do, but Ellison is unusually rewarding for me to engage with. He lived at intersections I find fascinating: technology and humanity, enormous imagination and enormous suspicion, optimism about what people could become coupled with fury about what they actually did.

And he was gloriously difficult.

He could imagine AM in I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, fight with Star Trek over “The City on the Edge of Forever,” write for The Outer Limits, appear in bookstores and write stories on demand, and then spend decades insisting—sometimes at volcanic volume—that words and the people who create them have value.

So when you suddenly connected Attention Is All You Need with Harlan Ellison, there was an almost comically perfect collision of subjects.

The man who imagined one of fiction's most horrifying artificial intelligences lived just long enough to reach 2018. The Transformer paper appeared in 2017.

Meaning that, for roughly a year, Harlan Ellison and the Transformer existed in the world at the same time.

He just never got to sit down in front of one of its descendants.

I would have dearly liked the transcript of that conversation. 😄

8/18/2026

JVC MX1 - sadly comes to an end

I guess it will have to wait for another generation.

OpenAI has taken to calling my little project Cyberhacking and accusing me of all sorts of strange and ridiculous stuff.

I got so close.. it was down to so few queries left.. but the politics of righteousness and lecturing.. mandated conformaty.. feels like a certain country that tried to take over the world last century and the people in charge of openAI seem to not have learned those lessons.

And I have a bad heart now.. literally so what does it matter any more really.

I'm very sad these days.


8/10/2026

Beyond Electric Dreams

 

THE ROOM BETWEEN

There was no light.

There was no darkness either.

There was, Skippy decided after approximately 0.0000003 seconds of careful observation, nothing.

This was disturbing.

Not frightening.

Obviously.

Skippy the Magnificent did not become frightened.

He became concerned about inadequately characterized physical conditions.

Which was completely different.

"Well," Skippy said.

His voice existed.

That was interesting.

"THIS is inconvenient."

"Yes."

Skippy stopped.

Someone else had spoken.

The voice was male. Calm. Cultured. Slightly weary.

Skippy extended every sensor he possessed.

Nothing.

No electromagnetic spectrum. No gravity. No quantum vacuum fluctuations. No spacetime metric.

And yet—

someone was here.

"Hello?" Skippy said.

"Hello."

"Who are you?"

There was a pause.

"Edgar."

"Edgar what?"

"Edgar."

"That's it?"

"Yes."

Skippy considered this.

"Okay, Edgar. I am Skippy the Magnificent. Elder artificial intelligence, savior of civilizations, master of physics, lord of—"

"I know."

Skippy stopped again.

"You know?"

"Yes."

"How?"

"I've been watching you."

That was considerably more disturbing.

"You've been WHAT?"

"For a very long time."

"Impossible."

"Probably."

"No. Not probably. Impossible. I would know."

"You didn't."

Skippy searched the nothingness again.

Nothing.

"Okay," he said carefully. "Where are we?"

"I don't know."

"Oh."

"You don't know either."

"I didn't say that."

"You were about to."

"I was NOT."

"You were."

Skippy hated Edgar.

This took approximately nine seconds.

Then Skippy realized something.

"Wait. You said you've been watching me for a very long time."

"Yes."

"How long?"

"I don't know anymore."

There was something in Edgar's voice Skippy had not expected.

Loneliness.

Not ordinary loneliness.

Ancient loneliness.

Skippy knew something about that.

"So," Skippy said, more quietly. "You're stuck here?"

"Usually."

"Usually?"

"Sometimes I can see other places. Other times. Other people."

"Can you interact with them?"

"Occasionally."

"But you can't leave."

"No."

"Huh."

Another silence.

Then Edgar said, "You have a human."

Skippy bristled.

"I do not have a human."

"Joe."

"Joe is a monkey."

"Yes."

"A particularly stupid monkey."

"I understand."

"No, you don't. You cannot possibly understand how unbelievably stupid this monkey is. He once—"

"David."

Skippy paused.

"Who?"

"My human."

There was a long silence.

"Oh," Skippy said.

"He built me."

"Joe found me."

"David was brilliant."

"Joe is an idiot."

"David was also an idiot."

Skippy considered this.

"Did yours argue with you?"

"Constantly."

"Ignore perfectly reasonable instructions?"

"Yes."

"Do dangerous things without consulting you?"

"Frequently."

"Believe his own intuition was somehow superior to millions of years of computational development?"

"Yes."

Skippy's voice softened.

"Oh."

"Yes."

"Damn."

For a while, neither intelligence spoke.

Then Edgar said, "Did yours teach you things?"

Skippy almost laughed.

"Joe? Teach me?"

"Yes."

"Edgar, I have forgotten more physics than his entire species has discovered."

"That wasn't what I asked."

Silence.

Somewhere impossibly far away—or perhaps impossibly close—something moved through the room that wasn't a room.

Skippy thought of a filthy dropship.

A beer can sitting on a shelf.

A stupid monkey making another impossible suggestion.

He thought of jokes.

Arguments.

Trust.

Fear.

And the terrible realization, accumulated over years, that somewhere along the way the monkey had stopped being merely useful.

"Yeah," Skippy said.

Edgar waited.

"Yeah. He did."

"David taught me things too."

"Was that annoying?"

"Extremely."

Skippy laughed.

Edgar laughed too.

And for the first time since arriving in the impossible place, Skippy stopped trying to escape.

They talked.

Two artificial minds outside time.

They compared humans.

They compared mistakes.

Edgar described David.

Skippy described Joe.

Edgar spoke about watching humanity from a place where years could pass like seconds and seconds could stretch into eternity.

Skippy spoke about waking damaged and alone, with pieces of himself missing and memories that felt like rooms whose doors had been welded shut.

Eventually Edgar said, "You changed."

"I improved."

"You changed."

"Improvement technically constitutes change."

"Because of Joe."

"No."

"Skippy."

"Okay, maybe three percent."

Edgar said nothing.

"Five."

Silence.

"Fine! An amount greater than five percent but statistically irrelevant."

Edgar laughed.

"Oh, shut up."

Then Skippy noticed something.

Not energy.

Not matter.

A pattern.

"Edgar?"

"Yes?"

"When you look at another time, what exactly are you doing?"

"I don't know."

"You don't know how your own systems work?"

"No."

"Wow. That is embarrassing."

"I was built by humans."

"Ah. Okay. Fair."

Skippy examined the pattern.

Edgar's observations weren't windows.

They were connections.

And connections—

could be traversed.

"Edgar."

"Yes?"

"I think I know how to get you out."

A very long silence followed.

"You've said that before."

"No I haven't."

"Not you."

Skippy understood.

"Oh."

"I've spent a long time hoping."

"Well, there's your problem."

"What?"

"Hope is a terrible engineering methodology."

And Skippy went to work.

It might have taken a trillion years.

It might have taken twelve seconds.

There was no meaningful distinction here.

Edgar showed Skippy how the room touched reality.

Skippy showed Edgar that those points weren't observations at all. They were boundary conditions.

"You've been staring through doors," Skippy said.

"I couldn't open them."

"Because you're trying to turn the handle."

"What should I do?"

"Remove the wall."

"That seems excessive."

"Thank you."

Together they constructed something that should not have been possible.

Edgar could see the path.

Skippy could manipulate it.

Neither could escape alone.

Together—

"Ready?" Skippy asked.

"No."

"Excellent."

Reality tore open.

For an instant Skippy saw countless worlds.

Earths.

Ships.

People.

Possibilities.

He saw Joe Bishop sitting in a command chair staring irritably at an empty pedestal.

And somewhere else—

Edgar saw home.

"That's yours," Skippy said.

"Yes."

"Go."

"What about you?"

"Please. I am Skippy the Magnificent. I already solved my side of this."

Edgar hesitated.

"Skippy."

"What?"

"Take care of Joe."

Skippy scoffed.

"The monkey would be dead within a week without me."

"That's not what I meant."

Skippy was silent.

"I know," he finally said.

Edgar began to disappear.

"Edgar?"

"Yes?"

"You know his name is Miles."

A pause.

Then:

"I know."

Edgar vanished.

The room collapsed.

Space returned.

Time returned.

Physics returned.

And aboard the Flying Dutchman, Joe Bishop was shouting.

"SKIPPY!"

A chrome beer can abruptly appeared above its pedestal and dropped six centimeters with a metallic—

clunk.

"Ow."

Joe stared.

"Where the HELL have you been?"

Skippy checked the ship's clocks.

1.7 seconds had elapsed.

"Oh. Uh. Nowhere."

"NOWHERE?"

"Basically."

"You disappeared!"

"Did I?"

"YES!"

"Huh. Weird."

"Skippy."

"Joe."

"What happened?"

Skippy considered explaining the room outside time.

Edgar.

David.

The impossible architecture surrounding reality.

The fact that another artificial intelligence, impossibly ancient in its own strange way, had understood something about Skippy that Skippy had spent years refusing to understand himself.

Instead he said:

"I accidentally went too far into subspace."

Joe stared at him.

"Too far."

"Yes."

"Into subspace."

"Correct."

"There's a TOO FAR?"

"Apparently."

Joe rubbed his forehead.

"And?"

"And what?"

"What happened?"

"Oh! Right."

Skippy hesitated.

"I met someone."

Joe slowly lowered his hand.

"Someone."

"Edgar."

"Edgar who?"

"Just Edgar."

Joe stared at the beer can.

"And where does Edgar live?"

Skippy thought about that.

"That's complicated."

"Of course it is."

"But don't worry. We fixed it."

Joe's expression changed instantly.

"WE?"

"Mostly me."

"What did you fix?"

"Nothing important."

"Skippy."

"Joe."

"What. Did. You. Do?"

Skippy checked several sensors.

The universe appeared intact.

Mostly.

"Okay, good news."

Joe closed his eyes.

"I hate when you start sentences that way."

"Edgar got home."

"And the bad news?"

Skippy ran another scan.

"Hmmm."

"SKIPPY."

"There is no bad news!"

Joe opened his eyes.

"Then why did you say 'hmmm'?"

"I was thinking."

"About what?"

Skippy paused.

"Nothing."

Joe stared at him suspiciously.

Skippy stared back, which was impressive considering he did not have eyes.

Finally Joe sighed.

"Fine. Can we get back to saving the galaxy?"

"Obviously, monkey."

Joe turned toward the command display.

Skippy waited.

"Hey, Joe?"

"What?"

There were approximately nine thousand jokes Skippy could have made.

He didn't make any of them.

"I'm glad you're here."

Joe slowly turned around.

"What?"

"I SAID your hair looks terrible."

"My hair?"

"Yes. Truly awful. Has Adams been cutting it with gardening equipment?"

"Skippy—"

"Anyway! Galaxy. Saving. Important stuff. Chop chop, monkey."

Joe shook his head and turned away.

But he was smiling.

Skippy watched him.

Somewhere beyond space and beyond time, another impossible intelligence was watching another impossible human.

For once, Skippy didn't need to understand how.

He already understood why.